34 Years Summed Up In < 100 Words 

34 adventurous trips around the sun and this is what I’ve got: Washing hair is overrated - dry shampoo & rally. Lifting weights has been my most effective fitness regimen to date. Losing a dog is damn near one of the worst kinds of heartache. Divorce can be paralyzing. Losing friends due to divorce is painful. Amicable divorce is work, but worth it. Owning a business is the coolest & most stressful kind of freedom. Sunshine is, was, & always will be the best disinfectant. Change is inevitable. Growing is optional - do it anyway. Supportive friends rock. Mimosas for the win.